"Muhfcka I'm ILLLLLLLL"

... on the literal sense cause otherwise, I would never, ever, ever give myself that "g'ed" up status.

Anyway, throughout my (almost) 19 years of existing getting tonsillitis has become a common trend, annually. Or if I' m really lucky, every few months!
Fun times.
Really.

You know...
- being fine the previous day and really not expecting to have your glands inflamed once you awake the next day
- not being being able to swallow anything, including your own spit
- having your body feeling weak. Every gaddamn surface on your skin and bones have become brittle and sensitive (kind of like when your boobs/nipples hurt prior to getting your period haha)
- having your body temperature burn up like a mthrfckr as well as your eyes
- having to solely rely on Tylenol Extra Strength to temporarily relieve that fever
- feeling extremely cold in the process of enduring all this kind of unbearable pain

But despite all of that, getting visited by two ladies that I have recently come really close with (thanks a bunch B & K, I got'chu) and receiving this E-card to redeem your whole day with a laugh as much as it really hurts to.

***Disclaimer: before clicking that link make sure you're informed that that E-card is from Justin Gonzalez, whom I refer to as Justing. Why? Because I connected the first initial of his last name to his first name which, furthermore lead me to calling him "TING TING" for short (and for mockery reasons hahaha). And what is a weird looking broom doing in the card? For non-Filipinos, I am proud to educate you that that broom is called "Walis Ting Ting". And so, the rest is self-explanitory. HAHAHA what a great guy eh? Always knowing how to turn my day around when I'm feeling all shitty. Thanks Ting Ting!

One last thing?
Penicilin V Potassium you better fcking make me better or I will kick the shit outta you.

Please and thank you.