RE: "Javelin Twins!"

(from the DOLLARSHORTBIDNESS blog.)

I'm. Still. In. Shock. If you've read his blog... yes, I requested for him to mail it to me/ It's more fun to receive mail if it's in a big ass box, is it not? Plus, considering that I'm convincing him and myself that it is an early birthday gift due to the whopping amount of bills he spent on this baby, might as well open it like a gift right? So, today I woke up at 11 having an overwhelming amount of ants in my pants for my mail to come. I spent an annoying amount of time questioning Justin for its arrival and even checking the canadapost.ca website with the tracking number of my package. (Hahaha go ahead, laugh at my idiotic anticipation antics....)
D: "January 14, 6:19am, location Vancouver BC, item being shipped to location"
J: "Well then there you go, you'll get it soon!"
D: "HOW DO YOU KNOWWWW!!!!!"
J: "Hahahahaha lol, holy shit."

Then the most ironic thing happened around 1230 when my mom came in the back door coming from work and her foot nudged a box in my kitchen saying, "what's this package from Justin?!" Meaning... IT WAS ON MY BACK PORCH THE WHOLE DAMN TIME. Ugh, even probably before I woke up! That's what I get for being so excited and sht hahaha.

"Holy fuck,
You got no idea how rushed I am in doing this. Oh fuck... I just realized I put "holy fuck" as the header. LOLOLOLOL. I'm to lazy to re-write! I mean holy fuck as, I'm tired!! HAHAH.. fuck another stupid mistake. Oh man, don't make fun of me k. Anyways, enjoy your new BB and pls take care of it. Don't let it become a "high class hobo"!!! HAHAH. So your birthday is almost up, this isn't your gift from me. I got another thing for you. OHH!! and the loonie. Hahah! Like I said, don't spend it. It's too shiny. Anyways, I got to mail this now.. It'll arrive at your house tomorrow. YOU FINALLY GOT MAIL!! Now, re-tell everyone your pin!!
Love, Justin."

Included was a matching loonie & a Starbucks card that he claims he'll never use. Such a goof!

Now.. I must part ways with my 2 month old GOLD-BLOODED BB Curve to fully appreciate my sexy Javelin.
I'm letting my ma use her for now until I am fully ready to sell it to someone worthy :)

Frick...... I'm still speechless. You have no idea of the extent I am indebted to you, Justin... in terms of gratefulness and selflessness modeled by you! I meant it when I said this gift would be enough to sustain our friendship when involving materialistic goods for "forever years." Don't be stubborn by giving me more cause you know how reluctant I am when others purchase me things out of their own pocket! (Please?) Ladies and gentleman, if ya'll already didn't catch the drift...... JUSTIN GONZALEZ IS A DAMN GOOD MAN. And for those who have taken him and his presence in your lives for granted and claimed it as a disadvantage? I don't know what the fck ya'll were thinking! I'm not only saying this just cause he got me this really outrageous gift but this gesture only fortified his best character trait of, Loyalty. You know that's nothing to ever fck with. A mere "thank you" doesn't justify what you've given/done for me today and for the past 2 years so, just watch out for what I have in store for you, best friend!

ASDHGSJDGSJD!!! Simply put................................................. you're the best.

PS. From matching Sony Ericsson W580i's to matching Blackberry Javelin's plus shiny loonies? Damn, "WHAT'CHU KNOW BOUT THAT." Hahaha kidding. You're the only gangster one Justing.