It's been discussed in universal terms that...
Single guys = Yeeaah livin' the life yadda yadda.
When it comes down to it... they'll be like,
"FUCK MAN, I NEED A GIRL TO FUCK,"
when they don't have a girlfriend to run to.
Guys dating = Yeaaah livin' the life. Fling here, Fling there.
When it comes down to it... they'll be like,
"FUCK MAN.. all these girls are whack! I need a ride or die g."
Guys in a relationship = Yeaaaah livin' the life.
Got that fuck, got that ride or die fly chick.
But then they'll be like, "FUCK MAN. I'M BORED."
TRUE OR FALSE?
"I lost my phone number, do you have one I could borrow?"
"Playin' doctor's for little kids, let's play gynecologist"
"I lost my teddy bear, so baby doll, can I sleep wit you?"
"If my name sounds familiar, you should fuck what you heard"
"The word of the day is legs, let's go back and spread the word"
"But if you are what you eat, I hope I'm you when I wake up"
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I could see myself in your pants"
- Up Close & Personal by Pack FM
By all means gentlemen, enlighten me.
(Oh, ladies.. your input is equally impacting too!)
12/02/2008
Male Species 101
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Enlighten you? ALright.. I will.
Single guys: That's me right now but I don't mope around thinking I need to fuck. I just want a girl to be there.. pick at her noseboogers, fart on her face sorta thing. It's all fun on my end.
Guys dating: That's true for most, yet again.. I'd be getting into it. None of that I gotta look for someone else unless.. the girl seriously bores me and it's hard to do that. Just talk... and chill with a Gemini.
Guys in a relationship: Bored??? Naw.... yet for the last time, this shit ain't me. You know the dealio Nise.
Therefore,
False on my part. Majority of guys though.... maybe they have been taking Male Species 101. Generalization "ent that a bitch" .... lmao. *Mocks Nise
Quoting from an older Surrey head:
"Hmm
Half true
Depends who it is
I guess that's ur perspective in gen
guys in relationship.. if it's a real relationship then you're not bored"
Me: "Mmm interesting
I was hoping not all boys are like that"
Him: "They're not"
Me: "You've given hope to the male species hahaha."
Him: "Haha
I am the hope"
oh really? nice nice! im excited.. finally get to see some familiar faces and hopefully some in my classes!
HA..yeah i heard all those
single guys: yeah they want to fuck
heartless
dating guys: well..its there fault if they decide to have alot of flings
relationship: haha yeah i heard people will get bored but if they got in that relationship for a reason..and obviously they wont get bored.
Woah, I do believe you're on point for this one Denise!!
Here's your 7th comment!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that is why I'm laughing.
LMFAO.
So with a night to be able to think about what I'm going to right here, I'd have to say, you're absolutely right. Yesterday, I told you that you were half right. I will explain that in a bit though.
Single guys, yes, we ARE living the life but when it comes down to it and we need a fuck, we can just hit up a party and find a fuck. There are the few that mope around about it, but seriously, if you want a fuck, it isn't too hard to find a fuck (unless you're butt ugly).
Guys dating section, I have to say you're dead on with this one.
Guys in a relationship. Yes, I know a lot of people that can get bored in the relationship but I'd have to say that it's because they aren't doing anything about it. If they're bored in bed, I'd have to say, they're being too ... what's the word? traditional? haha. There's so many things you can do to get out of getting bored.
But for the most part, you did get it right. Way to think like a guy, Denise.
That's my piece.
Now to get back to "livin' the life".
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